Dancing in the Light

I John 1:7 "If we walk in the light as He is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ, His Son, cleanses us from all sin."

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Location: North Platte, Nebraska, United States

I am a christian wife, mother and grandmother. I am a licensed Social worker and a licensed Christian counselor. I am most proud of the relationships I have with God, my family and friends all over the world. I have been blessed beyond my dreams.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

The Conversation

The following is a true story. It really happened to some people you may or may not know. It is shared here simply to say, sometimes things really are what they seem! hahahahaha
Mr husband hands wife a bottle containing an herbal supplement. Wife looks at the price and is shocked.
Wife: "I am not taking this, it costs $35 for 30 tablets."
Husband (with a slight tremor in his voice) : "Pppppplease take it, honey. It is supposed to help menopause symptoms."
Wife: "We don't even know if I am going through menopause."
Husband: "I think you are---one of the symptoms is irritability."
Wife: "Am I irritable?"
Husband (with fear and trembling) : "Um hmm."
Wife: "Really? I didn't think I was. I just thought you were trying to make me mad all the time."

2 months later--wife goes to the doctor, lab work says no menopause.

Wife: "I knew it---Ned, I mean Mr. husband WAS trying to make me mad ALL the time!" (grin)

Blessings
Neva

14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is soooooooo funny!

Tell Ned, er Mr. husband, my husband can identify!
haha


Pat

8:01 PM  
OpenID wjcsydney said...

BTDT lol

only problem is symptoms appear 10 years prior to menopause. And how does the lab know what your "normal" leveles were before?

As for me, I love having an excuse to be irritable.

9:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too too funny!


Rachel

9:49 PM  
Anonymous Carlos said...

Probably funnier to your women readers than to the men readers but I have to admit I did see the humor--praying for Ned, I mean Mr. huaband.

Carlos

10:12 PM  
Anonymous Jarrod said...

LOL!

You do know that from now on whenever anyone googles menopause or irritability, your name will come up.

Now that's funny!

Jarrod

11:02 PM  
Anonymous NB said...

:)

1:47 AM  
Blogger Lori said...

ROFL!!! Now that was funny.

4:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahahahahaha!


Sometimes MD's make mistakes though!

Corinne

8:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

:)

Laughing in Minnesota!

12:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Neva,
You make me laugh. I can't wait to share this with my mom!


Kara

4:18 PM  
Blogger Kathy said...

Giggle and LOL!

7:14 PM  
Anonymous lisa said...

Funny. :o) I do hope, though, that you won't regret posting this. (o;

11:50 PM  
Blogger Kansas Bob said...

Soooooooo funny

2:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you taken your pill this morning?

11:12 AM  

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